CORNTOWN, IOWA: An aerial view of our state-of-the-art production facility. Inside this ultramodern cleanroom, thousands of Sparklejet employees meticulously assemble the pixels and tags that go into each web site that bears our shop mark. No web development firm commits more grain-fed power to the quality of its websites.

In the upper-right of this photo, you can also see the modern and comfortable homes in which Sparklejet workers contentedly live their lives. Barbeques and hog-ties are regular past times for nearly all employees (except Harold Constanpole, who’s wife of 54 years recently passed, Lord have mercy).

The next time you’re shopping for quality web design, be sure to ask: “Just how many square feet do you devote to each pixel?”

Below: Room 101. A typical worker’s office at Sparklejet.